I Can’t Believe I Ate the Whole Thing!

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St. Peter & Brother Jim cured an ailing farmer and received a lamb as thanks. Off they went again…

So we went on our way and came to a forest. The lamb was getting heavy for me to carry and I was getting hungry. So I said, “Look, here’s a nice place where we can cook the lamb and eat it.”

“All right,” answered St. Peter, “only I’m no good at cooking. If you want to cook, here is a kettle. I’ll walk up and down until it is done. But you must not start eating before I come. I’ll be back in good time.”

“You go along then,” I said. “I’m a good cook. I’ll cook this baby up real fine!”

And so St. Peter walked off and I slaughtered the lamb, lit a fire, threw the meat into the kettle, and let it cook. But the lamb was already done and the apostle hadn’t come back. So I took it out of the kettle, cut it up, and found the heart. “That’s supposed to be the best part,” I said. I tasted the heart and it was the best part! Before I knew it, I’d eaten the whole heart.

Finally, St. Peter came back and said, “You may eat the whole lamb by yourself, all I want is the heart. Give it to me.”

So I took my knife and fork and made as if I was searching through the meat but could not find the heart. In the end, I said calmly, “It’s not here.”

“It’s not? Well then, where could it be?” said the apostle. “How should I know?” I answered. “But look what fools we are, both of us, looking for the heart of a lamb. A lamb doesn’t have a heart!”

“Really?” said St. Peter. “That’s news to me. Every animal has a heart. Why shouldn’t a lamb have one?”

“No honestly, brother, a lamb does not have a heart. You think about it and it’ll come to you. It just doesn’t.”

“All right, let it go,” said the big guy, if there’s no heart, I don’t need any lamb. You can eat it by yourself.”

“Well, then what I can’t finish I’ll take along in my knapsack, ” I said. So I ate up half of the lamb and put the rest into my knapsack.”

The Adventures of Brother Jim based on the story “Brother Gaily” from The Juniper Tree and Other Tales from Grimm.

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